I am the very model…

I am the very model of a modern social abnormal
I’ve information vegetable, animal, and astronomical
I know the kings of Open Source, and I quote the Internet memes historical
From Dancing Baby to LoLCat, in order categorical

I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters semantical
I understand equations, both the simple and ontological
About string theorem I’m teeming with a lot o’ arguments
With many cheerful facts about the effects of quantum entanglement

I’m very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the scientific names of beings crytpo-zoologicus
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and astronomical
I am the very model of a modern social abnormal
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